you've read this before

I know I sound like a broken record, but this boy knows how to blow out a diaper like I've never seen. I had been planning on sharing how much I love baby kisses. How my heart swells when I see Owen flap his arms in sheer joy to see me, then grab my face with those chubby hands before lunging in for a kiss. A kiss that may appear to an outsider more like a latch or bite or gnawing onto my chin. But those of us in the know are aware that it is sweet affection displayed with lots of saliva.

But honestly, the way he can spray #2 is a talent in it's own. This morning I had put him in his exersaucer while I changed clothes, when I returned I noticed a strange yellow stain on the bottom of his socks. Yes, you heard me right. Not only had was there exrement up his back inching closely to his shoulderblades, but he had managed to move his bowels so far south that he was wading in it.